Finals

Apr. 29th, 2009 08:53 pm
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Final exams?   Now?  

It's not even May!  What sort of terrible curriculum is this?  Summer vacation for a whole three months -- Preposterous!  How am I supposed to make anything without any students?!  In my day, we got a single day off to celebrate the creation of the world.  Maybe a holiday on the side for the founding of your city if you were lucky.  Heck, this hardly even counts as summer; the temperature barely goes above 75 every now and then.  Real summer comes around when it gets so hot that a minute out in the sun will knock you out and send you straight to the healers.  Then maybe we move classes under the shade of a tree.

What?  Stop complaining?  Why should I?  Do I still get paid over the summer? . . . . . . . . . . . ...........

Ehh.  Students, though you may have learned almost as much as this class as you did in gym, your final exam will not be waived.  In the spirit of home economics, it will be a hands-on project.  As for the specifics . . . Surprise me.  Bake me cookies.  Paint my room a different color.  Make me a uniform made of blue and red. 

You have two weeks.

Bonus points if you somehow manage to include some of our discussion upon magic theory into the project. 

Date: 2009-04-30 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com
Hmm, what if we paint our own apartment?

Date: 2009-04-30 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
You'll have to show it to me. And it'll have to match your furniture. And your carpeting. And your clothing.

Date: 2009-04-30 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
Because blue and red match.

Date: 2009-04-30 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com
Riight. Maybe I'll just try the cookies.

Date: 2009-04-30 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
That will do fine, too. I expect several dozen cookie packages within the next few weeks. Some of them won't be burned, I hope.

Since you're my favorite student and all, here's a hint: I'm rather fond of chocolate.

Date: 2009-04-30 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com
Several dozen is an awful lot of cookies... wait, I'm your favourite student? Are you sure you're not confusing me with one of the other kids?

Date: 2009-04-30 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
Oh, no, I simply meant from you and various other students. One dozen will be enough per student. And be reasonable, Tsuna. You'll all be my favorite students if you bake me cookies.

Date: 2009-04-30 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com
Ah. That makes more sense. It's more of a bribe, then.

Date: 2009-04-30 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
I never thought home and careers could be so rewarding.

Date: 2009-04-30 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fate-cleaver.livejournal.com
Rena just arrived! I haven't learned anything about magic.

Date: 2009-04-30 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
Hmm . . . How about this? I'll give you bonus points if you don't kidnap anyone before the school year ends.

Date: 2009-04-30 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fate-cleaver.livejournal.com
Rena will have to think about it.

Date: 2009-04-30 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
Let me know when you make up your mind.

Date: 2009-05-01 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fate-cleaver.livejournal.com
[Brb taking one of the NPC kids home. He/she just so happened to be within eyeshot.]

Date: 2009-05-01 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
HOW ARE YOU STRONG ENOUGH TO DO THAT?!

I mean -- NO BONUS POINTS FOR YOU, YOUNG LADY!

Date: 2009-04-30 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bulletserenade.livejournal.com
Hey! I taught my students a lot in my class!

Date: 2009-04-30 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
Gym exams are a vital part of maintaining proper fitness. For instance, jump roping. 200 in a row.

Date: 2009-05-01 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bulletserenade.livejournal.com
Two hundred?! Man, and Gaignun thinks I'm a slave driver!

Date: 2009-05-01 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
You ought to have seen the push-up tests. It was a wonder I passed.

. . . Actually, I probably didn't.

Date: 2009-05-01 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
Gym class, of course.

((Note that Klarth is lying through his teeth since he has 0% memories.))

Date: 2009-05-01 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bulletserenade.livejournal.com
I've never seen you in my class.

((I thought as much. XD))

Date: 2009-05-01 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
. . .

Back when I was going to school, young whippersnapper.

Date: 2009-05-01 02:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bulletserenade.livejournal.com
Uh-huh. So you remembered being in school, then?

Date: 2009-05-01 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
Yes. No.

Don't question your elders, sonny boy.

Date: 2009-05-01 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bulletserenade.livejournal.com
Riiiiight.

You know I'm a teacher too, don't you?

Date: 2009-05-01 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
You're barely older than some of the students. How did they even let you teach?

Date: 2009-05-01 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
They couldn't have known that before they hired you.

Unless you made them do a hundred sit-ups or something.

Date: 2009-05-01 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bulletserenade.livejournal.com
Obviously my enthusiasm and winning personality was all the proof they needed.

Jeez, what kinds of standards do you set for your class?

Date: 2009-05-02 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
. . . Probably lower than yours.

Date: 2009-05-02 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
Only the highest standards of teaching for the little tykes. They deserve the best.

[Filtered awaaaaaay from students]

Date: 2009-05-02 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
Hey. I admitted from the start -- I'm not the most qualified person in the world for this class. I won't deny it. I'm still not convinced that some of this material is even worth teaching at all. But heck, I try pretty damn hard for their sakes. I'm not joking. These kids deserve the best. And if I can't give it, I'm just going to have to learn along with them until I can.

Re: [Filtered awaaaaaay from students]

Date: 2009-05-02 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bulletserenade.livejournal.com
Heh. I see.

Guess I misjudged you. You're a pretty good guy after all.

Date: 2009-04-30 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laconicshadow.livejournal.com
You'll be charged with teaching summer school.

Enjoy it.

Date: 2009-04-30 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
What is summer school and why does it get its own name? Am I teaching spring school right now?

Date: 2009-04-30 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laconicshadow.livejournal.com
Think of it as remedial classes.

Date: 2009-04-30 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
. . . Who's required to attend? The kids who burn my cookies?

Date: 2009-04-30 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laconicshadow.livejournal.com
... As with normal classes, no one is required to attend.

Date: 2009-05-01 12:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
. . . Right. It's still a wonder that anyone shows up at all. But who's going to volunteer to go to 'remedial' school?

Date: 2009-05-01 01:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laconicshadow.livejournal.com
Mostly those coerced into it.

Date: 2009-05-01 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
I believe that would make . . . Tsuna, Tsuna, and . . . Tsuna.

Date: 2009-05-01 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chop-meister.livejournal.com
I'll do my best, Professor! Are there any more specific guidelines than what you said?

Date: 2009-05-01 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
. . . Yes. Cookies with nuts in them are strongly discouraged.

Date: 2009-05-02 09:09 pm (UTC)

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