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Klarth F. Lester ([personal profile] fightingofthespirit) wrote2009-02-24 08:45 pm
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Hon no Jutsu

Students!

In light of recent events that may or may not have happened, in addition to complaints I may or may not be receiving, we will be changing the focus of our class temporarily to self-defense! These classes will be optional. If you feel you are capable of looking after yourself, I shall not hold you to attendance, though I request that you prove it to me in some way or another.

A pre-lesson, if you will: if you ever find yourself in a dangerous position, you must use any and all resources you have. For instance -- a pencil! Your backpack! Or even, a heavy book! Bring an item you believe may be used as a weapon to the next class!

[identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Now what would your girlfriend think?

[identity profile] no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
WHY WOULD YOU BRING HER INTO THIS?!!

[identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oho! You have one, then! . . . Goodness. How old are you, ten?

Harumph, kids these days.

[identity profile] no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
I'M FIFTEEN!!

[identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

. . .

What's all this talk about hiding, then? Shouldn't you be looking after your girl?

[identity profile] no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
W-Well I would help her. If I had to. I wouldn't hide if she was in danger. But if it was just me...

[identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Now that's the spirit! Good show, Tsuna.

I'll retract those ten demerits in view of the fact that teenagers have irreparably perverted minds, but try to refrain in the future.

[identity profile] no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
It wasn't meant to be perverted!!!

[identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
And I'm sure the murderer who may or may not exist never meant to kill anyone.

[identity profile] no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Why did you have to remind me about that?!

[identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
. . . I --

Hmm. You're quite right.

My apologies; I should not be speaking of that in jest.

[identity profile] no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
[sigh] It's okay. I think I'll just go check to see if all the windows are locked again.

[identity profile] allnaturalmagic.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
You're going to teach the children here how to defend themselves? How wonderful!

[identity profile] protectoroflove.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
O-okay but... it still sounds a bit scary...

[identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
There's nothing to be afraid of. Here, let's demonstrate.

I'm going to be an attacker sneaking up behind you. Now spin around and hit me with something blunt. And kick.

[identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Why, it's nothing! Just doing my duty as a citizen.

I don't believe we've met, miss . . . ?

[identity profile] protectoroflove.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
R-right um!!! A book! -pitiful hit/kick-

[identity profile] allnaturalmagic.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd rather protect the children, but I fear there isn't much I can do. Not that I can remember, at any rate. But if you teach them about self-defense, at least they'll be able to take care of themselves long enough to get away if something should happen.

Oh, forgive my rudeness! I'm Terra.

[identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com 2009-02-26 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Good to meet you. I am Klarth.

You are free to assist if you wish. I certainly wouldn't mind the help.

[identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com 2009-02-26 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
*blocks*

Right, then. You'll want to aim for more sensitive areas -- For men, kick between the legs. And if you can reach, going for the nose is a good idea as well.

[identity profile] sonofabat.livejournal.com 2009-02-26 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
You won't even see me coming.

[identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com 2009-02-26 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Such confidence! You make a teacher proud.

[identity profile] sonofabat.livejournal.com 2009-02-26 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. I have been in training since I was a child. Killing maiming hitting jerks is like second nature.

[identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com 2009-02-26 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? What were you training for?

[identity profile] sonofabat.livejournal.com 2009-02-26 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
...

To be master of the Earth.

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