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Students!

In light of recent events that may or may not have happened, in addition to complaints I may or may not be receiving, we will be changing the focus of our class temporarily to self-defense! These classes will be optional. If you feel you are capable of looking after yourself, I shall not hold you to attendance, though I request that you prove it to me in some way or another.

A pre-lesson, if you will: if you ever find yourself in a dangerous position, you must use any and all resources you have. For instance -- a pencil! Your backpack! Or even, a heavy book! Bring an item you believe may be used as a weapon to the next class!
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Date: 2009-02-26 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
. . .

Even the kids here are insane.

Date: 2009-02-26 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
What a lofty goal.

How, err. Does one go about becoming the master of a planet? I expect the paperwork alone would take years.

Date: 2009-02-26 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonofabat.livejournal.com
Don't ask me, it was mother's idea. I might have my own plans.

[Considering sucker punching you here and now]

Date: 2009-02-26 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
Quite right. You should never allow your life to be decided for you.

Date: 2009-02-26 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] protectoroflove.livejournal.com
I-I see but... Can I stop attacking for practice? I feel mean...

Date: 2009-02-27 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allnaturalmagic.livejournal.com
What do you normally teach, Klarth?

I'm not sure if I could help, to be honest. All I've remembered about myself is my name. I'd love to come by and assist if I can, however!

Date: 2009-02-28 10:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
Hmm. The same situation with myself, actually. I have several self-defense books as a guide, however, and my overall muscle memory appears to be unaffected.

And I, err. Teach home economics.

Date: 2009-02-28 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
O-of course! . . . My apologies.

Date: 2009-03-01 07:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allnaturalmagic.livejournal.com
I arrived with some strange stones, but no one here seems to know anything about them at all. I suppose I'll just have to wait until I've regained my memory to know what they're for.

What all do you teach in a class like home economics, exactly?

Date: 2009-03-02 12:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] protectoroflove.livejournal.com
O-Oh no, no need to apologize! I'm just being silly! Ahahaha!

But thank you...
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