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fightingofthespirit) wrote2009-02-24 08:45 pm
fightingofthespirit) wrote2009-02-24 08:45 pm
Hon no Jutsu
Students!
In light of recent events that may or may not have happened, in addition to complaints I may or may not be receiving, we will be changing the focus of our class temporarily to self-defense! These classes will be optional. If you feel you are capable of looking after yourself, I shall not hold you to attendance, though I request that you prove it to me in some way or another.
A pre-lesson, if you will: if you ever find yourself in a dangerous position, you must use any and all resources you have. For instance -- a pencil! Your backpack! Or even, a heavy book! Bring an item you believe may be used as a weapon to the next class!
In light of recent events that may or may not have happened, in addition to complaints I may or may not be receiving, we will be changing the focus of our class temporarily to self-defense! These classes will be optional. If you feel you are capable of looking after yourself, I shall not hold you to attendance, though I request that you prove it to me in some way or another.
A pre-lesson, if you will: if you ever find yourself in a dangerous position, you must use any and all resources you have. For instance -- a pencil! Your backpack! Or even, a heavy book! Bring an item you believe may be used as a weapon to the next class!
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Harumph, kids these days.
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. . .
What's all this talk about hiding, then? Shouldn't you be looking after your girl?
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I'll retract those ten demerits in view of the fact that teenagers have irreparably perverted minds, but try to refrain in the future.
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Hmm. You're quite right.
My apologies; I should not be speaking of that in jest.
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