Hon no Jutsu

[fightingofthespirit]

Students!

In light of recent events that may or may not have happened, in addition to complaints I may or may not be receiving, we will be changing the focus of our class temporarily to self-defense! These classes will be optional. If you feel you are capable of looking after yourself, I shall not hold you to attendance, though I request that you prove it to me in some way or another.

A pre-lesson, if you will: if you ever find yourself in a dangerous position, you must use any and all resources you have. For instance -- a pencil! Your backpack! Or even, a heavy book! Bring an item you believe may be used as a weapon to the next class!

Comments

[allnaturalmagic.livejournal.com]

You're going to teach the children here how to defend themselves? How wonderful!

[shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com]

Why, it's nothing! Just doing my duty as a citizen.

I don't believe we've met, miss . . . ?

[allnaturalmagic.livejournal.com]

I'd rather protect the children, but I fear there isn't much I can do. Not that I can remember, at any rate. But if you teach them about self-defense, at least they'll be able to take care of themselves long enough to get away if something should happen.

Oh, forgive my rudeness! I'm Terra.

[shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com]

Good to meet you. I am Klarth.

You are free to assist if you wish. I certainly wouldn't mind the help.

[allnaturalmagic.livejournal.com]

What do you normally teach, Klarth?

I'm not sure if I could help, to be honest. All I've remembered about myself is my name. I'd love to come by and assist if I can, however!

[shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com]

Hmm. The same situation with myself, actually. I have several self-defense books as a guide, however, and my overall muscle memory appears to be unaffected.

And I, err. Teach home economics.

[allnaturalmagic.livejournal.com]

I arrived with some strange stones, but no one here seems to know anything about them at all. I suppose I'll just have to wait until I've regained my memory to know what they're for.

What all do you teach in a class like home economics, exactly?