Too Cold for Verbosity

[fightingofthespirit]

Bloody heck. Someone cast an 'absolute zero' spell or something? There goes any chance of working this week on the cann -- err. The fireworks machine. Hey, maybe I ought to go find that fireball slinging loon. Couldn't hurt to warm up a bit.

Class, your assignment is to stay indoors and get yourselves a mug of hot chocolate. Automatic F if you don't put in any marshmallows.

Comments

[death-the-dad.livejournal.com]

Really? Good, good, I'm glad to hear it! I had hoped that the finger-painting the other day would be a success!

Yoho~

[shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com]

Does Death read minds now?

I-I'm sure it was!

. . . Erh. I'm sure you get this a lot, but ahh . . . you're very cheerful. For, you know. Being Death.

[death-the-dad.livejournal.com]

I TRY MY BEST!

[shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com]

YES SIR 100% PERCENT!

. . . that wasn't a command was it

1/2

[death-the-dad.livejournal.com]

...

Eh?

2/2

[death-the-dad.livejournal.com]

Ah, so how do you enjoy HOME EC?

Re: 2/2

[shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com]

Ah! We just resumed normal scheduling after a few trips into the realm of self-defense. Because of the, ahh . . . *pause*

Deaths, you know.

[death-the-dad.livejournal.com]

Of course! Good, good~ Very good~

Hmm, perhaps I can assist!

[shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com]

R-Really!? We'd be honored! W-What did you have in mind?

[death-the-dad.livejournal.com]

You may not expect so, but! I am quite handy with any number of weapons!

[Chops in random directions!]

Along with hand-to-hand combat, too! If I can teach any of the children my personal DIRECT-NOGGIN SHINIGAMI CHOP, then they'll have nothing to fear!

[shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid they may not have as much . . . hand strength as you, sir.

[death-the-dad.livejournal.com]

Hmm, you think?

[death-the-dad.livejournal.com]

Ah, well! I can still teach them some basics!

[shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com]

Of course. After all, the karate chop is the most basic and essential of martial art techniques.

[death-the-dad.livejournal.com]

YES!

[Randomly chops and takes out a lamppost, seemingly not noticing doing so]

If they have any weapons, I can help with that as well!

[shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com]

Geez, Death could kill me with his pinky. . . . Or I suppose just by being Death.

N-no. No weapons needed. Your chopping technique is quite sufficient.

[death-the-dad.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I suppose~