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fightingofthespiritFinal exams? Now?
It's not even May! What sort of terrible curriculum is this? Summer vacation for a whole three months -- Preposterous! How am I supposed to make anything without any students?! In my day, we got a single day off to celebrate the creation of the world. Maybe a holiday on the side for the founding of your city if you were lucky. Heck, this hardly even counts as summer; the temperature barely goes above 75 every now and then. Real summer comes around when it gets so hot that a minute out in the sun will knock you out and send you straight to the healers. Then maybe we move classes under the shade of a tree.
What? Stop complaining? Why should I? Do I still get paid over the summer? . . . . . . . . . . . ...........
Ehh. Students, though you may have learned almost as much as this class as you did in gym, your final exam will not be waived. In the spirit of home economics, it will be a hands-on project. As for the specifics . . . Surprise me. Bake me cookies. Paint my room a different color. Make me a uniform made of blue and red.
You have two weeks.
Bonus points if you somehow manage to include some of our discussion upon magic theory into the project.
It's not even May! What sort of terrible curriculum is this? Summer vacation for a whole three months -- Preposterous! How am I supposed to make anything without any students?! In my day, we got a single day off to celebrate the creation of the world. Maybe a holiday on the side for the founding of your city if you were lucky. Heck, this hardly even counts as summer; the temperature barely goes above 75 every now and then. Real summer comes around when it gets so hot that a minute out in the sun will knock you out and send you straight to the healers. Then maybe we move classes under the shade of a tree.
What? Stop complaining? Why should I? Do I still get paid over the summer? . . . . . . . . . . . ...........
Ehh. Students, though you may have learned almost as much as this class as you did in gym, your final exam will not be waived. In the spirit of home economics, it will be a hands-on project. As for the specifics . . . Surprise me. Bake me cookies. Paint my room a different color. Make me a uniform made of blue and red.
You have two weeks.
Bonus points if you somehow manage to include some of our discussion upon magic theory into the project.
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Date: 2009-05-01 02:19 am (UTC)Back when I was going to school, young whippersnapper.
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Date: 2009-05-01 02:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-01 02:49 am (UTC)Don't question your elders, sonny boy.
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Date: 2009-05-01 03:02 am (UTC)You know I'm a teacher too, don't you?
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Date: 2009-05-01 03:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-01 03:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-01 08:53 pm (UTC)Unless you made them do a hundred sit-ups or something.
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Date: 2009-05-01 10:34 pm (UTC)Jeez, what kinds of standards do you set for your class?
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Date: 2009-05-02 12:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-02 12:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-02 12:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-02 12:52 am (UTC)[Filtered awaaaaaay from students]
Date: 2009-05-02 01:10 am (UTC)Re: [Filtered awaaaaaay from students]
Date: 2009-05-02 04:00 am (UTC)Guess I misjudged you. You're a pretty good guy after all.