Hon no Jutsu
Feb. 24th, 2009 08:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fightingofthespiritStudents!
In light of recent events that may or may not have happened, in addition to complaints I may or may not be receiving, we will be changing the focus of our class temporarily to self-defense! These classes will be optional. If you feel you are capable of looking after yourself, I shall not hold you to attendance, though I request that you prove it to me in some way or another.
A pre-lesson, if you will: if you ever find yourself in a dangerous position, you must use any and all resources you have. For instance -- a pencil! Your backpack! Or even, a heavy book! Bring an item you believe may be used as a weapon to the next class!
In light of recent events that may or may not have happened, in addition to complaints I may or may not be receiving, we will be changing the focus of our class temporarily to self-defense! These classes will be optional. If you feel you are capable of looking after yourself, I shall not hold you to attendance, though I request that you prove it to me in some way or another.
A pre-lesson, if you will: if you ever find yourself in a dangerous position, you must use any and all resources you have. For instance -- a pencil! Your backpack! Or even, a heavy book! Bring an item you believe may be used as a weapon to the next class!
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Date: 2009-02-25 04:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-25 04:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-25 05:01 am (UTC)Harumph, kids these days.
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Date: 2009-02-25 05:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-25 05:17 am (UTC). . .
What's all this talk about hiding, then? Shouldn't you be looking after your girl?
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Date: 2009-02-25 05:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-25 05:28 am (UTC)I'll retract those ten demerits in view of the fact that teenagers have irreparably perverted minds, but try to refrain in the future.
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Date: 2009-02-25 05:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-25 05:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-25 05:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-25 05:43 am (UTC)Hmm. You're quite right.
My apologies; I should not be speaking of that in jest.
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Date: 2009-02-25 05:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-25 08:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-25 11:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-25 03:11 pm (UTC)I'm going to be an attacker sneaking up behind you. Now spin around and hit me with something blunt. And kick.
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Date: 2009-02-25 03:13 pm (UTC)I don't believe we've met, miss . . . ?
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Date: 2009-02-25 09:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-25 10:38 pm (UTC)Oh, forgive my rudeness! I'm Terra.
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Date: 2009-02-26 01:05 am (UTC)You are free to assist if you wish. I certainly wouldn't mind the help.
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Date: 2009-02-26 01:07 am (UTC)Right, then. You'll want to aim for more sensitive areas -- For men, kick between the legs. And if you can reach, going for the nose is a good idea as well.
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Date: 2009-02-26 02:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-26 02:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-26 02:32 am (UTC)Killingmaiminghitting jerks is like second nature.no subject
Date: 2009-02-26 02:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-26 02:53 am (UTC)To be master of the Earth.