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Students!

In light of recent events that may or may not have happened, in addition to complaints I may or may not be receiving, we will be changing the focus of our class temporarily to self-defense! These classes will be optional. If you feel you are capable of looking after yourself, I shall not hold you to attendance, though I request that you prove it to me in some way or another.

A pre-lesson, if you will: if you ever find yourself in a dangerous position, you must use any and all resources you have. For instance -- a pencil! Your backpack! Or even, a heavy book! Bring an item you believe may be used as a weapon to the next class!

Date: 2009-02-25 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
Precisely! Come at me when you will.

Date: 2009-02-26 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonofabat.livejournal.com
You won't even see me coming.

Date: 2009-02-26 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
Such confidence! You make a teacher proud.

Date: 2009-02-26 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonofabat.livejournal.com
Of course. I have been in training since I was a child. Killing maiming hitting jerks is like second nature.

Date: 2009-02-26 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
Oh? What were you training for?

Date: 2009-02-26 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonofabat.livejournal.com
...

To be master of the Earth.

1/2

Date: 2009-02-26 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
. . .

Even the kids here are insane.

Date: 2009-02-26 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
What a lofty goal.

How, err. Does one go about becoming the master of a planet? I expect the paperwork alone would take years.

Date: 2009-02-26 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonofabat.livejournal.com
Don't ask me, it was mother's idea. I might have my own plans.

[Considering sucker punching you here and now]

Date: 2009-02-26 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
Quite right. You should never allow your life to be decided for you.

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