Hon no Jutsu

[fightingofthespirit]

Students!

In light of recent events that may or may not have happened, in addition to complaints I may or may not be receiving, we will be changing the focus of our class temporarily to self-defense! These classes will be optional. If you feel you are capable of looking after yourself, I shall not hold you to attendance, though I request that you prove it to me in some way or another.

A pre-lesson, if you will: if you ever find yourself in a dangerous position, you must use any and all resources you have. For instance -- a pencil! Your backpack! Or even, a heavy book! Bring an item you believe may be used as a weapon to the next class!

Comments

[shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com]

We'll be fine if we lock the doors. Err. Windows, too.

. . . Although I've heard of a boy who can walk through walls, so I suppose we can't be entirely safe.

[no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com]

Oh, you mean Danny. I don't think he's really dangerous. Normally anyway.

[shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com]

Just out of curiosity, are you aware of how he does it?

[no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com]

No. I think he's part ghost or something. I'm not even sure he knows the details.

[shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com]

. . . Oh. I had been hoping for magic. I suppose that's more interesting, though.

How . . . exactly can one be 'part-ghost'?

[no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com]

No idea. Maybe one of his parents was a ghost.

[shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com]

. . .

Perhaps we need to cover basic reproductive processes after all.

[no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com]

Hey, ghosts can be solid sometimes! Or possess someone! Who knows how things in his world work?!

[shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com]

. . .

Ten demerits for raising one of the most disturbing images I've ever imagined.

[no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com]

Demerits?!! It's not that disturbing!! Well, ghosts are... but the idea isn't!!

[shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com]

. . . Possessing a stranger to engage in intercourse isn't disturbing?

Kids these days and their fetishes.

[no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com]

It's not a fetish!! I was just saying it could happen!!

[shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com]

Now what would your girlfriend think?

[no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com]

WHY WOULD YOU BRING HER INTO THIS?!!

[shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com]

Oho! You have one, then! . . . Goodness. How old are you, ten?

Harumph, kids these days.

[no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com]

I'M FIFTEEN!!

[shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com]

Oh.

. . .

What's all this talk about hiding, then? Shouldn't you be looking after your girl?

[no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com]

W-Well I would help her. If I had to. I wouldn't hide if she was in danger. But if it was just me...

[shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com]

Now that's the spirit! Good show, Tsuna.

I'll retract those ten demerits in view of the fact that teenagers have irreparably perverted minds, but try to refrain in the future.

[no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com]

It wasn't meant to be perverted!!!

[shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com]

And I'm sure the murderer who may or may not exist never meant to kill anyone.

[no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com]

Why did you have to remind me about that?!

[shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com]

. . . I --

Hmm. You're quite right.

My apologies; I should not be speaking of that in jest.

[no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com]

[sigh] It's okay. I think I'll just go check to see if all the windows are locked again.