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Students!

In light of recent events that may or may not have happened, in addition to complaints I may or may not be receiving, we will be changing the focus of our class temporarily to self-defense! These classes will be optional. If you feel you are capable of looking after yourself, I shall not hold you to attendance, though I request that you prove it to me in some way or another.

A pre-lesson, if you will: if you ever find yourself in a dangerous position, you must use any and all resources you have. For instance -- a pencil! Your backpack! Or even, a heavy book! Bring an item you believe may be used as a weapon to the next class!

Date: 2009-02-25 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
Just out of curiosity, are you aware of how he does it?

Date: 2009-02-25 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com
No. I think he's part ghost or something. I'm not even sure he knows the details.

Date: 2009-02-25 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
. . . Oh. I had been hoping for magic. I suppose that's more interesting, though.

How . . . exactly can one be 'part-ghost'?

Date: 2009-02-25 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com
No idea. Maybe one of his parents was a ghost.

Date: 2009-02-25 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
. . .

Perhaps we need to cover basic reproductive processes after all.

Date: 2009-02-25 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com
Hey, ghosts can be solid sometimes! Or possess someone! Who knows how things in his world work?!

Date: 2009-02-25 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
. . .

Ten demerits for raising one of the most disturbing images I've ever imagined.

Date: 2009-02-25 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com
Demerits?!! It's not that disturbing!! Well, ghosts are... but the idea isn't!!

Date: 2009-02-25 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
. . . Possessing a stranger to engage in intercourse isn't disturbing?

Kids these days and their fetishes.

Date: 2009-02-25 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com
It's not a fetish!! I was just saying it could happen!!

Date: 2009-02-25 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
Now what would your girlfriend think?

Date: 2009-02-25 04:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com
WHY WOULD YOU BRING HER INTO THIS?!!

Date: 2009-02-25 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
Oho! You have one, then! . . . Goodness. How old are you, ten?

Harumph, kids these days.

Date: 2009-02-25 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
Oh.

. . .

What's all this talk about hiding, then? Shouldn't you be looking after your girl?

Date: 2009-02-25 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com
W-Well I would help her. If I had to. I wouldn't hide if she was in danger. But if it was just me...

Date: 2009-02-25 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
Now that's the spirit! Good show, Tsuna.

I'll retract those ten demerits in view of the fact that teenagers have irreparably perverted minds, but try to refrain in the future.

Date: 2009-02-25 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com
It wasn't meant to be perverted!!!

Date: 2009-02-25 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
And I'm sure the murderer who may or may not exist never meant to kill anyone.

Date: 2009-02-25 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com
Why did you have to remind me about that?!

Date: 2009-02-25 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoukanjutsu.livejournal.com
. . . I --

Hmm. You're quite right.

My apologies; I should not be speaking of that in jest.

Date: 2009-02-25 05:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-good-tsuna.livejournal.com
[sigh] It's okay. I think I'll just go check to see if all the windows are locked again.

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