Hon no Jutsu
Feb. 24th, 2009 08:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Students!
In light of recent events that may or may not have happened, in addition to complaints I may or may not be receiving, we will be changing the focus of our class temporarily to self-defense! These classes will be optional. If you feel you are capable of looking after yourself, I shall not hold you to attendance, though I request that you prove it to me in some way or another.
A pre-lesson, if you will: if you ever find yourself in a dangerous position, you must use any and all resources you have. For instance -- a pencil! Your backpack! Or even, a heavy book! Bring an item you believe may be used as a weapon to the next class!
In light of recent events that may or may not have happened, in addition to complaints I may or may not be receiving, we will be changing the focus of our class temporarily to self-defense! These classes will be optional. If you feel you are capable of looking after yourself, I shall not hold you to attendance, though I request that you prove it to me in some way or another.
A pre-lesson, if you will: if you ever find yourself in a dangerous position, you must use any and all resources you have. For instance -- a pencil! Your backpack! Or even, a heavy book! Bring an item you believe may be used as a weapon to the next class!
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Date: 2009-02-25 03:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-25 03:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-25 03:31 am (UTC). . . Although I've heard of a boy who can walk through walls, so I suppose we can't be entirely safe.
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Date: 2009-02-25 03:44 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-02-25 04:02 am (UTC)How . . . exactly can one be 'part-ghost'?
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Date: 2009-02-25 04:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-25 04:10 am (UTC)Perhaps we need to cover basic reproductive processes after all.
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Date: 2009-02-25 04:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-25 04:22 am (UTC)Ten demerits for raising one of the most disturbing images I've ever imagined.
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Date: 2009-02-25 04:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-25 04:30 am (UTC)Kids these days and their fetishes.
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Date: 2009-02-25 04:36 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-02-25 04:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-25 05:01 am (UTC)Harumph, kids these days.
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Date: 2009-02-25 05:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-25 05:17 am (UTC). . .
What's all this talk about hiding, then? Shouldn't you be looking after your girl?
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Date: 2009-02-25 05:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-25 05:28 am (UTC)I'll retract those ten demerits in view of the fact that teenagers have irreparably perverted minds, but try to refrain in the future.
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Date: 2009-02-25 05:31 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-02-25 05:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-25 05:43 am (UTC)Hmm. You're quite right.
My apologies; I should not be speaking of that in jest.
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